New Year’s Eve is the most overrated holiday of the year. There, I said it.
This year, I’m not going camping, I’m not going to a music festival and I’m not going to the party of a friend of a friend. I’m going to stay home, eat icecream out of the tub and watch Back to the Future. It’s going to be awesome, not just because of icecream and Doc Brown, but because no one is going to force their silly little superstitions on me.
You know the type, everyone has at least one friend who nearly faints if you go to leave before a dark, handsome man crosses the threshold, or screeches that you’ll never find love this year if you don’t kiss someone at midnight. And there is some weird rule about baking bread and not taking the rubbish out.
So, a bit of googling led me to five weird New Year superstitions:
1. Don’t swear on New Year’s Day.
Apparently these people have never had a NYE hangover. They require swearing
2. Finish all of your alcohol on New Year’s Day.
Ha! See above.
3. Don’t let women enter the house first, it should be a dark and handsome man.
I’d like to say something here, but if the first person to enter my home after midnight was a dark and handsome man, I wouldn’t be complaining.
4. Kiss someone at midnight to ensure love for the next year.
I’ve never kissed anyone at midnight on NYE, perhaps this is some sort of feedback loop? Or is it that I just go to the wrong parties?
5. If a single girl looks out the window when she wakes up on Jan 1 and sees a man, she can be sure to be married before the year is out.
… Two things. One, stalkers probably aren’t good marriage material. Two, if you don’t look out your window do you get out of getting married?
You know what? Back to the Future is looking better and better.
Happy New Year!